Ruby and Tango

Ruby and Tango
Me 'n' Ruby and of course Tango

Wednesday, 26 January 2011

A joke for you

FORGOT MY GLASSES

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"


I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.


She said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses!This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"


I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!


Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier

7 comments:

  1. Sounds even funnier the second time of reading...
    Was sitting here trying to think up a witty remark, but my mind let me down...could only think of 'Geronimo' made me laugh for some unknown reason. But Bess is not amused...(her Maj never likes my jokes!!)
    Hugs, Licks and Woofs, in that order, to you, Tango and Ruby...from an unamused Pooch and a hysterical Pen...xx

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  2. LMBO! Arlene, you are such a trip :D
    By now you know why I haven't been around for a bit--just the errands for Lee, etc, but I did a blog over on the "cat" page and I want you to go there. On that page is an award waiting just for YOU. Pick it up and post it here on your page :D
    XOXOXO to you, Tango, and Ruby

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  3. n that page is an award waiting just for YOU. Pick it up and post it here on your page :D

    I didn't see it Jenny sob.

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