Can you get married in Heaven?

 Can you get married in Heaven?

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple
is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds
themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter to return.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could we possibly
get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter
says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out." and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months
passed and the couple is still waiting. As they
waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of
it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we
stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in
Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering,
what if things don't work out? Could we also get a
divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard
onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea
how long it will take me to find a LAWYER?"


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