Ruby and Tango

Ruby and Tango
Me 'n' Ruby and of course Tango

Friday, 25 May 2012

The Kiss

I've been a bit busy lately, but I thought this might just give you a smile

A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman about to
Jump off a bridge,........ so they stopped and parked their Harleys.

Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she  says.

While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked her...  "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does...And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.

After she's finished, the biker leader says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.  Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........".

The authorities think she may have been pushed

Thank you for visiting and please come back, Arlene, Tango and Ruby


  1. LOL!! And now I am smiling. Have a great weekend! xx

  2. LOL I burst out with a loud laugh Arlene , thank you for sharing.
    Enjoy your Weekend
    Hugs Sheila and Wile-e xx

  3. made my day. :-)

  4. LoL ;) Needed a giggle thanks!
    Thought you might enjoy this whilst I'm here....

    "Top 10 Reasons Dogs are better than Kids 1. Dogs can be ready to leave the house in 5 seconds flat. 2. Dogs love nap time. 3. Dogs don’t need their own cell phone. 4. Dogs don't care if the peas touched the mashed potatoes. 5. Dogs can be house trained in 3 months. 6. Dogs don’t have to have the latest fashions. 7. Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends. 8. Dogs are not embarrassed if you sing in public. 9. Dogs don’t constantly ask you “Why”. 10. Dogs don’t ask you for money. One more bonus reason... if your dog gets pregnant you can always sell her offspring." :)


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