Ruby and Tango

Ruby and Tango
Me 'n' Ruby and of course Tango

Sunday, 22 December 2013

First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'


The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.


'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'


Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.


The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'


The paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'
 
And So The Christmas Season
Begins......


Thank you for visiting and please come back, Arlene, Tango and Ruby

10 comments:

  1. Merry Christmas Arlene. Hope the weather is good to you. Take care and be Happy specially on New years Eve.

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  2. LOL!!! Another good one.
    Merry Christmas. xoxo

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    1. Thank you Beth XX Merry Christmas

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  3. Love the joke Arlene :) Many thanks for the lovely card, wishing you and Ruby a very Happy and Peaceful Christmas :) xx

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    1. Thank you Val, glad you liked the card. I made over 40 this year, [keeps me out of mischief] LOL

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  4. Oh Dear. Tears from laughing. You have a very Merry Christmas.

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    1. Thank you Terry, I'm popping over in a mo. Merry Christmas from here first XX

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  5. Lol had to tell my hubby that one. Hope you had a merry Christmas and have a happy New Year.

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