An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
If you come on here looking for some mind-blowing conversation or profound words of wisdom, well you've come to the wrong place and will be disappointed. I'm just an ordinary bod who likes to share my day with anyone who cares to listen. Tales of my dogs, my garden, my family and happenings in my life that I feel might just be amusing....If you're happy with that, draw up a chair, light up a ciggie if you wish or have a cup of tea and make yourself at home.
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA PERFECTO! That'll keep me going all day long :D
ReplyDeleteSeriously, have you ever heard a cat laugh?
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Well I did know of one who grinned,it came from Cheshire if I recall.
ReplyDeleteI had to come back to tell you that from my human face, I am STILL laughing all these hours later :D
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I love this!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou've given me a bit of a giggle.
ReplyDeleteHA HA lOVE THIS Aelene thank you , have a lovely Saturday.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! The version I heard was of a guy saying: Do you wanna hear an Irish joke?? It works the same.
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