He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA PERFECTO! That'll keep me going all day long :D
ReplyDeleteSeriously, have you ever heard a cat laugh?
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Well I did know of one who grinned,it came from Cheshire if I recall.
ReplyDeleteI had to come back to tell you that from my human face, I am STILL laughing all these hours later :D
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I love this!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou've given me a bit of a giggle.
ReplyDeleteHA HA lOVE THIS Aelene thank you , have a lovely Saturday.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! The version I heard was of a guy saying: Do you wanna hear an Irish joke?? It works the same.
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