Ruby and Tango

Ruby and Tango
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Friday, 28 January 2011

The blind cowboy [joke]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.   
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. 
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. 

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times


  1. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA PERFECTO! That'll keep me going all day long :D
    Seriously, have you ever heard a cat laugh?

  2. Well I did know of one who grinned,it came from Cheshire if I recall.

  3. I had to come back to tell you that from my human face, I am STILL laughing all these hours later :D

  4. You've given me a bit of a giggle.

  5. HA HA lOVE THIS Aelene thank you , have a lovely Saturday.

  6. LOL!! The version I heard was of a guy saying: Do you wanna hear an Irish joke?? It works the same.


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