This is one of three new jokes for you all to give you a smile
No offence meant to anyone, so please don't take any, it's just a joke.
Lost In Translation ..............
I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke.
Today's word is.................. Fluctuations
I was at my bank today; there was a short line.
There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I
only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"

If you come on here looking for some mind-blowing conversation or profound words of wisdom, well you've come to the wrong place and will be disappointed. I'm just an ordinary bod who likes to share my day with anyone who cares to listen. Tales of my dogs, my garden, my family and happenings in my life that I feel might just be amusing....If you're happy with that, draw up a chair, light up a ciggie if you wish or have a cup of tea and make yourself at home.
Ruby and Tango

Me 'n' Ruby and of course Tango
Absolutely hysterical!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA so funny.
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ReplyDeleteOMG! That one is GOOD! LOL
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