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Friday, 27 January 2012

How Adam got Eve [not in the bible]

How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion



and that it would be a woman.
walking woman
He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!

praise

She will bear your children.
and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'

love woman

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'
'An arm and a leg.' Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib
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old croneOf course the rest is history............!!!!
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4 comments:

  1. Where'd you get the animated gif of my ex-wife (the last image)?

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  2. Chip, you're heading for a good old rat-tat-tat on your skull with that skillet, how much to keep my mouth shut?

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