Ruby and Tango

Ruby and Tango
Me 'n' Ruby and of course Tango

Wednesday, 10 April 2013

The Sheep [joke]

This tickles my sense of humour

A New Zealander walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...

"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

  The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Thank you for visiting and please come back, Arlene, Tango and Ruby


  1. That went down like a lead balloon. :-( sorry

  2. Good one Arlene, :-) ... hope you're recovering from the op, and that you and Ruby Tuesday are enjoying some fine weather for a change... hugs and woofs, from li'l ole me... xPenx

  3. Hi Arlene, haven't seen you about for a while and just wanted to leave a comment wishing you and Ruby Tuesday well,... Take care, chin up and remember that we're here when you feel the need to share... Thinking of you, lovely friend. Hugs and woofs aplenty.. xPenx

  4. Hi Arlene and Ruby Tuesday, 'tis me again, hoping that you're both well, and that the sun is shining down on you both... Time flies, and it's May already, Sheesh!! Summer is a coming in, without a doubt.. take care you two an' bye for now... Hugs aplenty.. xPenx

  5. Oh this wasn't so bad. Hope you are enjoying lots of walks outside. Hugs Carrie

  6. Well, Arlene, I'm trying to type but I can't stop laughing at that joke -- and I'm not kidding! If you could only hear me; holy smokes that was the funniest thing ever!
    I've missed you and please don't ever think I've forgotten you or your fur babies or your great stories and jokes; that could never happen. I've thought of you VERY often and always hoped you were doing well and wondering what was going on in your neck of the woods. I'm still just not ready to get back into blogging but I haven't completely given up the idea or the urge. HAD to come by to see you and say Hi, get a huge belly laugh, and to tell you I'll ck back on you :D
    Xoxoxo Kiss the pooches for me.

  7. Arlene! Hiiiiii! It's been so, so long and I tried to leave a note for you last week but found I couldn't post to anyone, it would just disappear. Well, now I'm trying again. First, I've missed you :)
    Second, that's the funniest joke ever and I passed it on to some friends of mine and gave you ALL the credit, lol. I have always said you are one of the funniest people I ever met.
    Third, I read back in your posts and I am SO, SOOOO sorry to hear about the passing of Tango. I know what it's like to lose a much loved pet and it's awfully hard. I wouldn't be at all surprised if Tango's spirit self is still following you around and giving you licks up the face. I'm serious. They never really leave us. Still, when I read that Tango had died, I actually broke down and cried. Had I been there, I would have hugged you all day and cried right with you.
    I'm not ready to blog again yet. Cruddy health problems, but working on them and if I blog, I might start moaning about them, so I'll wait. But, at the old saying goes, "let it be said, let it be written" that I have not forgotten you and think of you very often. I'll be back and ck on you again for sure. Sending you a big hug and an old smooch on the cheek :D

  8. Well, hot damn, I had GREAT news today, and it was from our blog buddy, Carrie. She told me that you were on holiday and fine and that you spent more time on facebook than blogspot now. Oh boy, I was SO relieved! Have to tell you like I told her, I think I'm the last person on Earth that hasn't opened a facebook page. Hard to say if I will or not, but at this very moment, I'm just plain overjoyed that you are ok. Now you can toss that email I sent to you (but save my email address) and you can disregard my frantic posts, and instead go read my notes on all your dogs (other than Tango)instead.
    Hope you had a FABULOUS holiday!


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