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Thursday, 2 February 2012

The Irish Funeral

Till I can think of something more interesting, enjoy!


The Irish Funeral
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind
the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on
a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking
single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb >you,
but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife >when
the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line."


  1. OMG I am laughing out loud Arlene. This is a really good one. I am going to swipe it to send to my sis. xx

  2. LOL I may borrow that also Arlene xx

  3. Course you can ladies, after all I 'borrowed it' i'm not clever enough to make them up.


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