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Saturday 5 February 2011

My Living Will

Three new jokes to cheer you [hopefully]

MY LIVING WILL





 Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

 They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.


The little b***rds.

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9 comments:

  1. JennyD5 February 2011 at 21:57

    You are really making my day, Arlene :D
    XOXOXO

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  2. Arlene5 February 2011 at 21:59

    Good, hope they cheer you up Jenny, you need it, I'm off to bed shortly. catch you to-morrow

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  3. GreatGranny6 February 2011 at 00:44

    Lord knows, we all need laughter.Good one. Thanks, Arlene. Have a good night.

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  4. Beth6 February 2011 at 03:02

    Where are you getting all of these. I can't type for laughing so hard.

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  5. Anonymous6 February 2011 at 12:05

    That one gave me a good laugh...
    Have a lovely Sunday

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  6. The Gaelic Wife6 February 2011 at 13:24

    So true. Which makes it so funny!!!

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  7. Catches the Eye6 February 2011 at 13:36

    LOL Oh Arlene that was very good. I hope you are going to have a lovely Sunday xx

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  8. Unknown7 February 2011 at 02:51

    Busy cutting and pasting to pass these gems on to the rest of the peanut gallery!

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  9. Lady Penelope7 February 2011 at 20:38

    I just wanted the chance to say .. The little b***rds. again...me being a lady-like!! such a treat!! hugs, licks. woofs and stuff from me and her Maj...xx

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