A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

HAHAHA I can't seem to get up off the floor! One of the best jokes EVER!
ReplyDeleteArlene, you really have to go over to Lucy's page and see her valentine get-up
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HAAAAA HA!!!! LOL!! I love this one!!
ReplyDeleteLOL what a hoot!!! Great stuff.
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